What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate