What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator