What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."