What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !