What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.