Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.