Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.