F.B.I.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
because they get lost at C!
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Because it is the capital of England.
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
