Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere