Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.