What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"