What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!