What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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It took ears off his life!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!