What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"