What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"