What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.