What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.