What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.