What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.