What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!