What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !