What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.