How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.