How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means