How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means