British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Scam Jokes More Scam Jokes

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up