British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams