British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea