What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him