How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!