How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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A prius

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Willis.

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Too many thank you notes to write

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Because it's a FAST food!

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The train to Boston

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!