How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.