What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.