What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !