What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous