What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.