What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"