What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).