Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.