Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.