What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!