Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.