Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.