Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing