Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.