Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.