Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode