Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.