La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool