What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.