Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.