Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.