Apple Pie Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream