Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !