Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.