Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

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Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !