Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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In the ark hives

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.