Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !