What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.