What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul