What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.