What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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reddit

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A-flat minor.

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Omaha

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Bring out your camera.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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B9

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer