What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)