What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!