What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)