What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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Hiss off !

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A puff-adder

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ?

Adder you get in here

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.