What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off