What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.