Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh