How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.