What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake