What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.