How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.