Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.