How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people