How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"