How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.