What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.