What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Pane!

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A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer