What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer