What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.