What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.