What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane