What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia