What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.