What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time