What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.