What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.