What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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P

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With salt.

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NaCl-more.

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Because he had my grains

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P