What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.