What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P