What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.