Take your foot off of their head.
It was legend dairy.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
Hide it in a science book.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
