What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent